Really Hot Boss...REALLY?

Oh Hot Mama,

Where do I even begin? The saga of my hot boss and our interactions continue. So, as you know from my other posts, we've developed a fun and joking relationship. For the past few days we have been together on a business trip working in another office. Just like when I am in my home office, I find that I am spending most of my days with the men of the office. Although there are 10 or so women that work in this office, I somehow find myself at lunches and dinners with three or four middle-aged men. We crack jokes and have a great time together, and I know that they love my quick wit and oh so charming company. (It may help that I am in my 20's and they are all single men in their 30s and 40s...) Well today I was getting ready to head to the airport, without my boss. Rather than wear the pencil skirt, tights, button down, and heels that I wore to the office, I decided to change into something more comfortable and easier for travel. I put on a pair of nice jeans and an oversized boyfriend sweater, super casual but still cute Then I went to say goodbye to all of my coworkers, and I couldn't find my boss. I knew better than to leave without saying goodbye, so I kept walking around looking for him. Eventually, I found him meeting with one of my co-workers in an office downstairs, and this is what Hot Boss says...

"So and so said that you were wearing something different earlier, and that you changed your clothes." Hot Boss
"Oh yeah, I wanted to wear something more comfortable on the plane ride home." Eager Beaver
"Yeah, I can't believe he noticed. I never notice things like that..." Hot Boss

REALLY, are you JOKING me right now??? You make comments about my outfits EVERY SINGLE DAY! What do you mean that you never notice things like that. I couldn't even believe it, such a crack up. It helps that he is so damn smart and arrogant and sarcastic, pretty much the triple threat in my book! Anyways just a men are funny goodnight story for you.
-Eager Beaver

Eager Beaver,

We've been over and over the "you're playing with fire" lecture when it comes to this heavy flirtation with your boss. So, my only note here is how incongruent men are when it comes to their perception of themselves! Your boss even uttering the words "I don't notice things like that" is so ridiculous when he's repeatedly made comments to you about your outfits, it really is laughable. But I find men are often delusional about themselves. I dated a guy once who loved to say that when it came to other people's rude/stupid/indecisive behavior he was really easy going and didn't let things bother him much whether it was standing in line at a coffee shop or dealing with a client. OMG, he was sooo opposite that he had been arrested more than once for getting into fights! Like, WTF? What is it with men? I swear they will say one thing about themselves (usually about how fabulous they are in some way) and then in the same day, or even conversation, completely contradict themselves and not even be aware of it! It's insane! You do just have to shake your head and laugh otherwise you'd spend all your time popping their ego balloons.
-Hot Mama