"Those are Fighting Words..."

Hot Mama,

I'm sure that you have either watched or heard things about, "The Jersey Shore." It's not something that I am proud of, but I'm pretty sure that I have seen almost every episode. Last night, Best and I were watching the newest episode of the show. Yes, it was a Saturday night, and yes we were home on the couch eating FroYo and watching the Shore. But anyways, beside that, we were watching the show which is so notorious for fights.

Especially for girl fights!! So there is this couple on the show Sammi "Sweetheart" and Ronnie. They are a horrible couple, and he's cheated on her, and they always fight with each other and say HORRIBLE things to each other. Well anyways, another one of the female roommates gets upset because Sammi is laughing at her for no reason... The roommate gets really upset and calls Sammi the C-word, and keeps calling her it over and over again, along with a lot of other not so nice words. She goes into the living room and is screaming at all the other roommates about how Sammi is a bitch, blah blah blah. Well it takes a few minutes, but finally Ronnie runs into the room, and I think he's coming in to defend his girlfriend... and tell the new roommate that she can't call his girlfriend those things. BUT NO... He comes in and says, "Don't come into my house and say shit like that, this is my fucking house. Don't drag me into your drama. If you have a problem with my girlfriend, you can deal with it with her..." Or something along those lines. REALLY... it's fine that she says those things to your girlfriend, but you just don't want to be a part of it?!? Like seriously... you are such a slimeball and a shitty boyfriend. Chivalry is clearly dead. Not that I expect it from "Jersey Shore," but still... makes me sick.
-Eager Beaver

Eager Beaver,

Saw the episode. Enough said about my Saturday nights. My thoughts exactly. WTF? Your girlfriend is being abusively, verbally dragged through the muck (pretty much she is a bitch but that's besides the point) and your biggest concern is for YOURSELF? What? What on God's green earth happened to men who defend their women and aren't so concerned with their beauty sleep? Look, Sammi aint no saint but even she deserves a boyfriend better that that. Seriously Sammi pull your head out of your ass, or up off his dick and take a look at the schmuck you're blowing. He's not worth it. Maybe you wouldn't be such a bitch if you were actually in a good mutually-respectful, caring relationship. Go figure
-Hot Mama