"The Bachelorette," What is Ali Thinking?

Eager Beaver,

What a show "The Bachelorette" was Monday night! OMG, what a creep-o Justin turned out to be. The guys were so right about him! I confess that I'm beginning to get discouraged by Ali's choice of men. She definitely seems to be drawn to the physical; how else to explain Justin lasting as long as he did? And if last night's preview was correct her final three are Roberto, Ty and Frank. What? Is she really going to send home good guys Chris from the Cape and Kirk? And what about poor Craig? Dang it, he got cast into the dreaded "friend" category. For my money he would've been in my final three for sure because a guy who can make me laugh had me at my first guffaw! Looks don't get you through life's traumatic events as a couple but a sense of humor can diffuse a heated argument and cheer an ailing relative. What the hell Ali? I thought you were brighter than that!
-Hot Mama

Hot Mama,

You gave Ali way too much credit! I knew from day #1 that she was going to turn out this way, you could just tell. And to be honest, I think out of almost every contestant that the show has ever had, she is the easiest to read. I mean really, you want to be married to a wrestler named Rated-R? She was only into it for the physical, which is so sad. It’s the same reason why she is keeping Frank, because she is so physically attracted to him, but that can’t last forever. It has to be more than just that. You need to be physically attracted and emotionally attracted. You also need someone who can make you laugh and have fun with you. I can’t believe that she is going to get rid of Chris and Kirk, and keep Ty, Frank, and Roberto. After she said to Roberto that she “Never would have approached him, because he was too hot,” I knew that she wasn’t on the right track.
Have some self confidence! And poor poor Craig. He was such a good and sweet guy, with a great job, and he was handsome and so funny. But instead she keeps Roberto, who I don’t even know if she has had a legitimate conversation with! Looks like we are headed for another Jake and Vienna...
-Eager Beaver